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IM WATCHING YOUU.. by kinozie IM WATCHING YOUU.. by kinozie
okay i lied about not posting for a few days..
soo.. there was this funny bug in Skyrim, that if you killed someone and there's a chicken near you, you get a bounty.

NOW IMAGINE THE CHICKEN SHOUTING "STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!"
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:iconroboartist5:
Roboartist5 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
It always feels like, a chickens watching meeee
is it just my fantasy?
wooo-uuuuh-oooh 
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:iconwarhexpod:
WarHexpod Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*imagining it and screaming laughing* OH MY GOD
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:iconninjanoto:
ninjanoto Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
the hills have eyes........and they are quite tasty
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:iconprizimic:
Prizimic Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student Artist
I hate that...And it was on Accident lol
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:iconwasteland-omelet:
Wasteland-Omelet Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
theres a mod for that
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:iconkinozie:
kinozie Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...eh?
Really? I seldom download mods, but could you give me a link for it? :3
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:iconwasteland-omelet:
Wasteland-Omelet Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can remember seeing it on a video, but I cant remember the name of the video,its about a year ago, but I think its probably on the skyrim nexis somewere, or it was a custom mod that the youtube guy made himself and didn't actually submit to anything, im really no help here :c
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:iconkinozie:
kinozie Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ah, oh well.. it'll be hard to find the video, but thanks anyway! No need to trouble yourself into finding it :3
what does the mod do anyway? make the chickens stare at you?
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Wasteland-Omelet Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think all it did was, yeah the chickens stare at you and say "stop right there criminal scum, you've violated the law" or "violated my, mother" or something
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LaCabezaDelCastor Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
That is one creepy chicken! Lol
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:iconobsidiandovah:
Obsidiandovah Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
EXPLOSIVE CHICKENS!
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:iconaleixter:
Aleixter Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
FRIED THIS CHICKEN NAU!
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:iconkinozie:
kinozie Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AS YOU WISH! TO THE KITCHEN!
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ACEnBEAKY Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
The lizard thought he got away with stabbing the kitty...but the rooster saw him...the rooster sees EVERYTHING.
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:iconkinozie:
kinozie Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd be careful if I were you...
He might be right behind you too..
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ACEnBEAKY Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
He knows when you're sleepin', he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been good or bad, so be good for goodness's sake. Ya better watchout, you'd better not cry, you'd better not dragon shout Maiq is tellin' you why...Skyrim Chicken is coming, to White Run.


He knows if you're a Stormcloak, a werewolf or Imperial.....
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Longtail36 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
i love the chicken's face XD
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:iconfrostroo:
FrostRoo Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
darn chickens. lol
I like this. I get it. :)
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:iconlucas8869:
Lucas8869 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
The chickens are watching us Argonians. will we ever be safe??
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SadisticIntentionsXI Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Now we know who the true Imperial/Stormcloak spies are...They're the chickens!!
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akainu0 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
This reminds me of the time I was fighting a dragon, and I accidentally shot a guard with an arrow (not in the knee for the record), and one of the guards confronted me, and tried to arrest me. All the while the dragon was still rampaging around. The guards were all killed though so there were no witnesses.

All the more coincidence, I'm an Argonian, though I wear Elvish armor, which I looted from some Thalmor.
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FoxHunter361 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Photographer
it an spy Chicken! run.
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AdmiralCarsten Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
I swear, on my Argonian life, I will never kill or steal again... unless it is part of a quest that HAD TO be near areas where chickens would be :/ Sweet mother... these chickens... they are not chickens... THEY ARE SHAPESHIFTERS THAT FOLLOW YOU!!!
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GameJunkie7 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I effing hate the chickens!

When I'm in Riverwood at the beginning and I'm stealing the Iron and Steel at the forge outside so I can make my own stuff I constantly have to keep an eye on the hidden/exposed gauge because the damn chickens will add a bounty if they see me stealing :(
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gomez-99 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
i know right one time i killed four chickens and it said all witnessis are dead.
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kujafangirl2 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I killed a goat accidentally outside of Windhelm the other day. Well, I thought it was wild. THERE WERE CHICKENS. :fear:
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:iconrebelkid18:
rebelkid18 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
Angry Bird! XD
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AliveInTheAshes Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
dam chickens...

--
and then the boy went to sleep
and one or two embers
alive in the ashes
flared up in the shape of
your beloved face...
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JavertFanGirl Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha ha ha!!!!
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LessieBloodspill Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
Chicken is awesome <3
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infiniteywhite Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012
my friend decided to shout at whole bunch of chickens, then tossed the cotroller back screaming "The chickens are witnesses you have to kill them all now!" So i just hauled butt into the forest and avoided having a bounty.
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draconkin Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
yep those chickens are sure tattle tales..
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cowgirldestiny96 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
lol i was in winterhold i think thats the name and i had just got done killing a frost dragon and i was going up to the college and there was a chicken so i'm like ima kill you and get a soul gem so i casted the soul trap and killed it and i got a 40 coin bounty!!!!! i was like i just saved your lifes by killing a dragon who would have killed you all and your gonna get pissed at me for killing a damn chicken to fix my staff that saved your ass!!!!!........screw you
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jkillyleagh953 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
This reminds me of something someone called kilplix did. He punched a chicken and got arrested for it...even though he was carrying lots of stolen stuff (which actually originated from his pockets) he was arrested and sent to jail for the one crime of punching a chicken...
And you thought THIS was bad!
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Hoitaja Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That chiken looks so awesome. God how I love Skyrim's bugs! 8'D Some of them are really funny or weird.
One time I saw a mammoth and suddenly that mammoth ''cloned'' another mammoth and then the ''clone'' flew, fell down and died and I was like what the fuck xD
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Anoaku Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
got to love the chickens who follow the letter of the law.
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Skymoon18 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
XD
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amitoxi Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow..Skyrim has the best glitches ever. XD
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Koorinonaifu Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011
dem eyes.
my day has been made (despite the fact I have the ps3 version glitching out on me)
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AlexGhost Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011
love the chicken's expression. XD
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Kwenos Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
Lol! Side note: geese are even worse
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MKGPro Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011   Digital Artist
>:T I killed the chicken once. 40 bounty and an angry mob. I didn't want to kill anyone I just tried to not die. Apparently killing a chicken is certain death.
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I-Am-The-Phoenix Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
Dragons actually do the same thing. Killed a couple guards and a dragon saw it. After I defeated it told me I killed the last witness and removed the bounty.

... A dragon shouting "STOP! You've violated the law!" would be horrifying. XD
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:iconkinozie:
kinozie Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Really? Gonna try that sometime when a dragon attacks a city >;D
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:iconroboartist5:
Roboartist5 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011
angry birds
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:iconroboartist5:
Roboartist5 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011
they are angry
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:iconhypnosite:
Hypnosite Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011
Epic chicken stare xD
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KaineRano Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Dear god, what is the meaning of this D:

hehe, funny pic is funny ^^
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Chinchikurin Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
LOL epic, bounty for killing chickens XD

Lovely :D (wants skyrim oAo)
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